A Church posts a billboard apology to North Carolinians for “judgmental, deceptive, manipulative actions” done against the LGBT community with the passage of Amendment One.
My goodness. Christians expressing tolerance. It’s as ifJesus inspired them or something. Heh. That’s nuts.
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the vatican owns 2 different versions of jesus’s foreskin
u think im kidding im not its called the holy prepuce
because apparently jesus had 2 foreskins which have to be kept under security
how much do you think that’d go for on ebay
im gonna do it. im gonna steal jesus’ foreskins.
No wonder he was able to resist temptation so easily. Satan was all like “Dude, sex with women, go dude it totally feels so good you should do it. Like with a lot of women. It would feel good.” Jesus just holds up the tube like “Man do you see this, it’s my damn foreskin. Fuck off Satan you do not know shit about what feels good. Go eat a dick. That feels mighty good, no seriously.” Satan all baffled, all crying two minutes later around the corner, wondering where he went wrong. Jesus all rolling his eyes and going back to doing important things such as recruiting followers and making sure that people listen to the new testament and not the old crazy one.
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Print this the fuck out RIGHT NOW and begin distributing as necessary.
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—Jesus to his disciples, Matthew 5:44
(Day 80 | Progress: 80% read, on track)
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HUGH JACKMAN ALL UP IN THIS
ALL SINGING AND BEING A GENTLEMAN AND WHATNOT
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I’m so glad this blog exists! :) Hi everyone, I identify as a half-Wacom Bamboo tablet (black) half-model p6115y HP computer with a smidgen of vampire.
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